Heh, the first date one seems to be quite inadvised. Aren't first dates generally rather awkward and kinda stiff affairs? I mean, you're both so worried you'll do something wrong or s/he won't like you, and at the end there's the do we kiss or just hug when we say goodbye?

At least the cards provided some humor. The V-Day products that make me want to curl into a fetal position are the ones like stuffed bears that say "I love you beary much" or a stuffed bumblebee that says "bee mine" or bunnies that say "somebunny loves you" or some other horrible pun. *shudder*