Over at metaquotes, we're worshipping Dr Suess, and shaysdays has composed a hymn for the occasion:
Will you pray with both your hands?
Will you pray by moving sand?
Will you pray by twirling 'round?
Will you pray by bowing down?
Would you, could you, all alone?
Could you, would you, through a phone?
I do not pray, don't make me pissed,
I do not pray, I'm atheist!