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I wrote Kate a love poem for her birthday. Robyn wanted one too, but I said I only write them for my wife. So here, without further ado, is a spite poem for Robyn Goodwin on her birthday.

This is a poem of deepest spite-
unbridled hatred and bile-
specially written for you tonight,
it took me quite a while.

Robyn's thesis it is bland,
nutrional value aside-
the paper seems to taste like sand,
and that I can't abide!

Her companion of childhood, a fictional friend
grew with her every day:
Living on Facebook, the perfect boyfriend-
except that it turns out he's gay!

Incisive and witty and beautiful too,
or so she seems to think,
Robyn declared herself Miss CSU*-
Maybe she needs a shrink!

I really can't stand to write anymore,
so now this poem is through
and putting it frankly, the subject's a bore,
so Robyn:
                This poem's for you!

A. Brown & K. Calhau, 2007

*CSU- Christian Students Uniting.
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